My teachers are not only weird, but also funny. Here are some "whatever" thingies they have said in class:
Ma'am Vergara: 'Yung SARS...S-I-R...saka 'yung CowHead Disease...
(Mad Cow Disease po...)
Ma'am Vergara: Alam niyo ba ang Florante at La-u-wa, hah???
Ma'am Ong: And then there's the 'bongga-cious' entrance of Claudius...
But then the major source of "stipulative" definitions and "imaginary" terms is our Logic Prof:
"Essence is the whatness of things."
"The essence of the crocophant is a cross-breed between a crocodile and an elephant."
"Baka basahin n'yo 'tong chemistry ng 'tsemistri'. "
"Okay, let's not problematize that."
"Define comes from the words FINE...fee-neh ah...FINIS...and FIN, which means END.
So DEFINE MEANS DE-END."
Next time I must pay attention more to what they say...
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